Sumo Danko vs. King Dragon Fish: Two men enter, one man leaves. Sumo Danko hails from the backhills of Georgia, is feared and revered for his fists of fury, oversized sack of hops, low-grade narcolepsy, and a penchant for buggery. King Dragon Fish is a mountain dweller from TaHellYaRide, with an insane ability to break trees with his ankles, occasional bouts with gout and high altitude tommy boy foolishness; usually found face down.
The fighters strapped on their mawashis and laid the base for the brawl with 2-Row Wheat, Carapils, Oat Flakes and Rye – both Sumos anticipating a high alc 7.5% ABV encounter. Sending hop superiority, Danko charged forward, slapping bellies with Dragon Fish, delivering a fresh wasabi chop that blew out his mawashi. The wasabi blast finished it off with a stinging euphoria that opened the Sumo’s senses, cleared their minds, and made them want to jump in for round two.